some funny Lesleyisms from ealier today:

"You're my cornmuffin... you're all chunky inside."

"If I'm in a coma and you want to play cards with me, make sure you put a visor on me, put a cigar in one hand and put the other on the table near the cards. And take pictures because I wanna see that."

"Chuckface almost sounds like an insult." (a phrase she later deemed "a lovesult").